Have you ever been to a movie that started unbelievably slow and then as the characters were introduced you had hope that it was going to pick up and be entertaining if not good? There is NO HOPE for Guardians of the Galaxy.
My only regret is that it took me 35 minutes to figure out it was never going to pick up and another five to pull the trigger and hit the exit. I would like to write something cogent or clever that would reward you for opening the blog but I am so sorry to tell you I can not.
Like my dearly, beloved and departed Mom always said – Larry if you can’t say something good about someone then “run them down the country” and spare your other Red Neck friends from wasting their time going out with them.
Don’t do it! Don’t go to see it! Don’t pay for it on home delivery! Don’t even waste your time when it hits STARZ because surely HBO will have the good sense not to pick this “raccoon” – make that DOG up.