How will we know when our lucid days are behind us and we have begun to slip over the precipice of sanity? Will there be a signal like the Wolf howling outside or huffing and puffing and blowing our mind’s door down?
I am sad to say that I have heard the Wolf howl and my lucid days draw near to a close!
How can I know this for a certainty? Easy!
I watched the entire Oscar ceremony tonight from the Red Carpet to the Best Picture. If that weren’t clear enough that I am losing it – I actually enjoyed the Oscars and Billy Crystal in particular.
Not enough proof for you? Since it was live and we could not fast forward the commercials we watched most of them and I enjoyed the JC Penny ads with Ellen DeGeneres. I thought they were original and funny. Finally, and to my ever lasting shame (OK – it’s not as shameful as I feel for voting for Obama) we watched the Grammy’s a couple of weeks ago and I found them entertaining also.
I would ask you to pray for me but I think it may be too late. When they come to take me away please ask them to get me in the same ward with Jack Nicholson.